Canadian Idiot Chords, Guitar Tab, & Lyrics -

Chords

A chord Ab chord D chord E chord F sharp chord G chord C Sharp chord

Tab

INTRO:  A D G D A G (x4)
 
VERSE:
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Don't want to be A Canadian idiot.    A D G D A G
 
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Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut.   A D G D A G
 
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and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ?    A D G D A G
 
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I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed".   A D G D A G
 
Chorus:
 
D
They all live on donuts and moose meat
 
A
and they leave the house without packin' heat
 
E                            A
never even bring their guns to the mall
 
D
and you know what else is too funny
 
A
their stupid monopoly money 
 
E
can't take 'em seriously at...
 
 
 
A D G D A G
 
A D G D A G
Verse 2:
 
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Well maple syrup and snow's what they export   (A D G D A G)
 
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they treat curling just like it's A real sport  (A D G D A G)
 
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they think their silly accent is so cute     (A D G D A G)
 
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can't understand A thing they're talking aboot   (A D G D A G)
 
Chorus:
 
D
sure they got their national health care 
 
A
cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air 
 
E                           A
then again well they got celine dion 
 
D
eat their weight in kraft macaroni 
 
A
and dream of driving a zamboni 
 
E
all over saskatchewan 
 
A D G D A G
A D G D A G
A D G D A G
 
 
 
BRIDGE:
D  A  E  A
D  A  E  A
(INTRO)
 
Verse: (Chords same as intro)
 
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
 
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
 
Ab   C#   F#   C#  Ab   F#
see the map they're hovering right over us 
 
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tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
 
 
Chorus:
 
D
always hear the same kind of story 
 
A
break their nose and they'll just say sorry 
 
E                           A
tell me what kind of freaks are that polite 
 
D
It's gotta mean they're all up to something 
 
A
so quick before they see it coming 
 
E
time for a pre-emptive strike
 
 
Outro:
 
A D G D A G
A D G D A G
 
END:
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