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Tab

NO CAPO
 
 
Intro:
 
Gm  Dm  Gm  Dm  G#  A#  G#  A#
Gm  Dm  Gm  Dm  G#  A#  G#  A#
 
 
Verse 1:
 
Cm                  A#  D#  G#             D#             A#               D#
Once there was this kid who took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
    G#               A#  D#    A# D#    G#           D#          A#
And when he finally came back, he had cane marks all over his bottom
   B                  D#          B                 A#  G#
He said that it was from when the warden whacked it so hard
 
Chorus 1:
 
Gm        Dm         Gm        Dm        G#  A#   G#  A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Gm        Dm         Gm        Dm        G#  A#   G#  A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
 
 
Verse 2:
 
Cm                  A#   D#  G#             D#                 A#               D#
Once there was this girl who swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
    G#               A#   D#  A#   D#      G#                 D#      A#
And when she finally made it, she saw some other girl who was better
   B             D#          B               A#   G#
And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecap
 
Chorus 2:
 
Gm        Dm         Gm        Dm        G#  A#   G#  A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Gm        Dm         Gm        Dm        G#  A#   G#  A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
 
Bridge:
 
Fm                D#     A#
They got paid for their sound bites
Fm                D#       A#
And sold their TV movie rights
 
 
Verse 3:
 
    Cm                  A#  D#  G#              D#                  A#               D#
And then there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
    G#               A#  D#  A#  D#            G#            D#   A#
And when he finally came to, he found that Mr. Happy was missing
   B                  D#           B           A#    G#
He couldn't quite explain it, it'd always just been there
 
Chorus 3:
 
Gm        Dm         Gm        Dm        G#  A#   G#  A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
Gm        Dm         Gm        Dm        G#  A#   G#  A#
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
 
 
 
(fade out "aahh aah aaahh aahhh)
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