Hello, This Is Joannie Chords & Lyrics Artist: Paul Evans

 INTRO: E A B E
 
CHORUS
E              A            B
Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm 
    E
not home.
E                                 A
But if you leave me your name and number,
  B                              E
I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone.
 
#1.
E                     D                      A
Joannie, came over to my house last night, I drank 
                             E
a little too much red and we got into a fight.
                            D
She said, I'm leaving and I let her go alone.
  A                                B
I felt so damn bad this morning, I reached right 
                   A                         Abm7
for the phone..and called her right away, to beg her 
 
to forgive.
    B
The phone rang once, the phone rang twice, and then 
 
I heard her say-ay.
 
CHORUS
E              A            B
Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm 
    E
not home.
E                                 A
But if you leave me your name and number,
  B                              E
I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone.
 
#2.
E                          D
Joannie, I'm sorry and I'm feeling oh, so small.
A                                      E
That was the message that I left and I waited for 
 
her call.
                        D                    A
I waited with a sinkin' feeling in my heart..not knowin' 
                        B
if she'd forgive me was tearin' me apart.
  A                          Abm7
I couldn't go on this way, I had to call again.
    B                    A                    B
The phone rang once, the phone rang twice and then I 
 
heard her say-ay.
 
CHORUS
E              A            B
Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm 
    E
not home.
E                                 A
But if you leave me your name and number,
  B                              E
I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone.
 
 
INTRO: E Dbm A B
 
#3.
E                                   D
My phone rang and my heart sang, my baby's called at last.
  A                                    E         A
Instead, it was a friend who said that Joannie's car had 
E
crashed.
E                                    D
I never should've let her drive home angry from my place.
    A                        B
I'd never hold her again and kiss that funny face.
    A                        Abm
But still there was a way to hear her voice again..
    B          A                    E                 B
the phone rang once, the phone rang twice..and then I heard 
 
her say-ay.
 
CHORUS
E              A            B
Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm 
    E
not home. (I'm so sorry Joannie.)
E                                 A
But if you leave me your name and number,
  B                              E
I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone.
(Oooo-oooo-oooo-ooooo)
 
OUTRO
E              A            B
Hello, this is Joannie, I'm sorry, but I'm 
    E
not home.
E                                 A
But if you leave me your name and number,
  B                              E
I promise, soon as I get in I'll phone..(Fade.)