Living With A Hernia Chords, Guitar Tab, & Lyrics - "Weird Al" Yankovic
[Intro] C#5 C#9 C#9 C#9 C#9 Help me out! Dig! C#9 C#9 C#9 C#9 [Verse 1] C#9 All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere. C#9 Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones. He took my trousers off, told me to cough. F#7 Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss. F#7 G#7 He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss. [Chorus] E F# C#9 Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation. E F# C#9 Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination. E B A7 C#5 Living with a hernia, got to have an operation. [Interlude] C#9 C#9 C#9 C#9 Feel so old! [Verse 2] C#9 Too much bad pain, good god, drives me insane. C#9 Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall. C#9 Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl. F#7 You can't even do the splits now... Say it! Better call it quits now, F#7 G#7 Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow! [Chorus] E F# C#9 Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location. E F# C#9 Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation. E B A7 C#5 Living with a hernia, got to have an operation. [Bridge] C#5 I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over. C#5 Now I live with a hernia. Wait a minute... A#5 You may not be familiar with the common types of hernias that you could get. F#7 So just settle down, let me clue you in: G# There's incomplete (incomplete), epigastric (epigastric), G# Bladder (bladder), strangulated (strangulated), G# Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia), Richter's hernia (Richter's hernia), G# Obstructed (obstructed), Inguinal and Direct [Chorus] E6 F# C#9 Living with a hernia, rupture! I said it's causin' me such irritation. E F# C#9 Living with a hernia, woah! Have to have my medication. E F# Living with a hernia. N.C. I feel bad!
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