Living With A Hernia Chords, Guitar Tab, & Lyrics -

Chords

A7 chord B chord E chord F sharp chord F sharp 7 chord G sharp chord E6 chord
C Sharp 5 chord
C Sharp 9 chord
G Sharp 7 chord
A Sharp 5 chord

Tab

[Intro]
C#5
C#9   C#9   C#9   C#9
                  Help me out! Dig!
C#9   C#9   C#9   C#9
 
[Verse 1]
C#9
All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere.
        C#9
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones. He took my trousers off, told me to cough.
       F#7
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss.
   F#7                      G#7
He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss.
 
[Chorus]
E                     F# C#9
Living with a hernia,    all the time, such aggravation.
E                     F# C#9
Living with a hernia,    gonna be my ruination.
E                     B A7                        C#5
Living with a hernia,   got to have an operation.
 
[Interlude]
        C#9   C#9   C#9   C#9
Feel so old!
 
[Verse 2]
C#9
Too much bad pain, good god, drives me insane.
C#9
Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall.
C#9
Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl.
          F#7
You can't even do the splits now... Say it! Better call it quits now,
        F#7                      G#7
Now I'm sick of all this dancin'     anyhow!
 
[Chorus]
E                     F# C#9
Living with a hernia,    hurts me bad in a tender location.
E                     F# C#9
Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation.
E                     B A7                        C#5
Living with a hernia,   got to have an operation.
 
[Bridge]
C#5
I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over.
    C#5
Now I live with a hernia. Wait a minute...
A#5
    You may not be familiar with the common types of hernias that you could get.
F#7
So just settle down, let me clue you in:
        G#
There's incomplete (incomplete), epigastric (epigastric),
G#
Bladder (bladder), strangulated (strangulated),
G#
Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia), Richter's hernia (Richter's hernia),
  G#
Obstructed (obstructed), Inguinal and Direct
 
[Chorus]
E6                    F#                   C#9
Living with a hernia, rupture! I said it's causin' me such irritation.
E                     F#    C#9
Living with a hernia, woah! Have to have my medication.
E                     F#
Living with a hernia.
N.C.
I feel bad!
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