Punkys Dilemma Chords & Lyrics Artist: Paul Simon

 Fmaj7        Gm7
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
 
C              Fmaj7
 Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,  
 
          Gm     Fmaj7
 Relaxin' awhile,      livin' in style,   
 
Bb                                     Am
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays LA.  
 
Fmaj7                   Gm  Fmaj7
Casually glancing at his toupee.  
 
 
Fmaj7             Gm7
     Wish I was an English muffin  
 
C                 Fmaj7
 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.  
 
 
               Gm   Fmaj7
I'd ease myself down,      comin' up brown.  
 
 
Bb                                       Am
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.  
 
     Fmaj7                    Gm   Fmaj7
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.  
 
 
Bbmaj7          Fmaj7
Ah,      South California.  
 
 
               Gm7
  If I become a first lieutenant  
 
C                Fmaj7
 Would you put my photo on your piano?  
 
      Gm    Fmaj7
To Maryjane--      Best wishes, Martin.  
 
Bb                                           Am
(Old Roger draft-dodger leaving by the basement door),  
 
Fmaj7
Everybody knows what he's  
 
Bbmaj7                 Fmaj7 Gm7
Tippy-toeing down there for.