The Bug Collector Chords & Lyrics Artist: Haley Heynderickx

Capo: 6th fret

INTRO
G#m E    C#m    F#m  C#m    E    C#m    F#m
 
 
VERSE 1

C#m                   G#m
And there's a centipede

E             A      C#m
Naked in your bedroom

A                         G#m
  Oh, and you swear to God

                    C#m     A
The fucker's out to get you

 
 
CHORUS

         G#m
And I digress

                                   A  F#m  A
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning

           G#m
I try my best

             B                 C#m   A
To scoop the slugger out the winnn - dow

 
 
INSTRUMENTAL

A            B    G#m    B    E
 
 
VERSE 2

              C#m     G#m
And there's a praying mantis

E                    C#m    F#m
Prancing on your bathtub

          A          G#m
And you swear it's a priest

                        C#m     F#m  C#m
From a past life out to getcha

 
 
CHORUS

         G#m
And I digress

                                   A
'Cause I must make you the perfect evening

            G#m
I try my best

B                          C#m F#m
To put the priest inside a jam jar

 
 
INSTRUMENTAL 2

A            C#m E    B G#m    C#m  E  A            G#m  E    G#m  B  G#m
 
 
VERSE 3

              C#m  G#m
And there's a millipede

              A     F#m
Angry on your carpet

C#m                G#m
  Oh, and I must admit

     E                     A     C#m
He's staring with a vengeance

 
 
CHORUS

             G#m
Oh, and I digress

                                   A
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning

            E    G#m
And I try my best

                B              C#m     F#m  A  F#m      A     F#m  A    E
To prove that nothing's out to get you

                               A       B  A    G#m  E    G#m  B  G#m    E
To prove that nothing's out to get you