You Don’t Love Me Anymore Chords, Guitar Tab, & Lyrics - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[Verse 1]
 C                        Cmaj
We've been together for so very long
     Gm
But now things are changing,
       Dm
Oh I wonder what's wrong?
                          G
Seems you don't want me around
       Dm                    Fmaj         G
The passion is gone and the flames died down
 
    C                             Cmaj
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
      Gm                              Dm
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
                         G
You used to think I was nice
    Dm                                    Fmaj        G
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist
 
[Chorus]
Bb                             F
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
      C                            G
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
       Dm          Fmaj7                      C
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
 
[Verse 2]
 C                          Cmaj              Gm
I knew that we were having problems when you put those
                 Dm
piranhas in my bathtub again
                              G
You're still the light of my life
     Dm                          Fmaj                 G
Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife
 
C                                 Cmaj                Gm
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way you poison
                   Dm
my coffee just a little each day
                                     G
I still remember the way that you laughed
     Dm                      Fmaj        G
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft
 
[Chorus]
Bb                                             F
Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
C                        G
Doing in my underwear drawer?`
         Dm                 Fmaj7                      C
Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore
 
[Verse 3]
C                               Cmaj
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Gm                                    Dm
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
                     G
You set my house on fire
       Dm                           Fmaj             G
You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers
 
C                                   Cmaj           Gm
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off
                 Dm
my eyebrows while I was asleep
                           G
You drilled a hole in my head
           Dm                              Fmaj          G
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
 
[Chorus]
Bb                              F
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
       C                        G
 You never acted this way before
           Dm             Fmaj7             C
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
                 Dm            Fmaj7                     C
Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore