You’re Pitiful Chords & Lyrics Artist:

Chords (click graphic to learn to play)

Am chord C chord F chord G chord C over B chord
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How To Play

Capo: 5th fret

Intro
 
e|------------------------------|------------------------------|
B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|
G|-0--------0-------------------|-0--------0-------------------|
D|---------------------------2-3|---------------------------2-3|
A|------------------------------|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|------------------------------|
           C                 G                 Am            F
 
 
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
 
VERSE 1
 
C
My life is brilliant 
G
Your life's a joke 
Am
You're just pathetic 
F
You're always broke 
C
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
G
really ain't impressing' me 
Am
You're suffering' from delusions of 
F
Adequacy 
 
CHORUS
F           G
You're Pitiful 
C
You're Pitiful
F          G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true 
F                  G
Never had a date
              C   C/B   Am
That ya couldn't inflate
F                       G         Am
And ya smell repulsive too 
            F             G       C
What a bummer bein' you 
 
Lead:
e|------------------------------|
B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|
G|----------0-------------------|
D|---------------------------2-3|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|
 
VERSE 2
C
Well ya just can't dance 
G
And forget romance 
Am
Everybody you know still calls ya 
F
Farty Pants 
 
C                                  G
But you always have a job well I mean 
Am                                                 F
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine 
 
 CHORUS
F           G
You're Pitiful 
C
You're Pitiful
F          G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true 
F                        G
You're half undressed 
          C       C/B       Am
Eatin' chips of your chest
F                    G        Am
While you're playing Halo 2
F               G                C
No one's classier than you 
 
F     C      F     C      F     C      G
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
 
 
F           G
You're Pitiful 
C
You're Pitiful
F          G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F                                   G
Your dog would much rather 
        C     C/B      Am
Play fetch by itself 
F                              G                              Am
You still live with your Mom and you're 42 
F                            G          Am
Guess you'll never grow a clue 
F                    G                 C
When it just sucks to be you

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